In an attempt to clear his name and set the record straight, a local man has provided clarity on the color of his hair. It is dirty blonde. The beard, however, did not escape the grasps of his potato-famined lineage. It is red.
"For me, it was really just about telling my truth. I came out of the womb to the words of 'Jimmy hands. Jimmy feet. Jimmy hair.' Today I would like to clarify that the 'Jimmy hair' part is inaccurate. I suppose I do have Jimmy's lollipop toes, but the hair is not of the Jimmy variety."
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