America is in a fragile state. We have been put through the ringer these last few years. School shootings. Protests. Coronavirus. Cutout fans at major sporting events. We need to heal, and there is only one man who can carry the torch Franklin D. Roosevelt lit 88 years ago. That man is Jack Black.
Ever heard of him? He is a man of many talents - he can act, sing, play the guitar, put lyrics to Mozart's 'Eine Kleine Nachtmusik,' and make Gwyneth Paltrow swoon. But his greatest talent is warming the hearts of his fellow countrymen.
That is why he is needed now more than ever. Let us return to a simpler time when we would create national parks rather than fill our Instagram feeds with pictures of ourselves by their landmarks. Let us buy back the radios we donated to Goodwill five years ago and relax by the fireplace. Uncle Jack is here to put our minds at ease.
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